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Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
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The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
Outrageously gorgeous and sexy .

Mahdieh’s personality is like no other.

Her features are exotic and stunning, her smile and laugh light up a room. mahdieh is self conscious And very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she is so smart and trustworthy . Boys are madly in love with her, But most of the time she feels alone, because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl like that and they think she has someone in her life .

She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care about her friends and love ones, Mahdieh will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny.

She has been through the worst hardships. But you wouldn't know, she doesn't like to burden others with her troubles.
Mahdieh waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Mahdieh is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Mahdieh is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Mahdieh has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.
if you ever find a mahdieh , cherish her, you'll never find one like her again.

Holy shit do you know that girl over there?

Oh, that's Mahdieh . Extremely sexy yet classy, the sweetest girl you'll ever meet.
Mahdieh by Robert gellerr September 26, 2019

Maddie Tucker 

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.
I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday
Maddie Tucker by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019

Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.
Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?
Do a Mandela by Bert Large March 31, 2019