Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017

mammograb

Offering to check a girl's breasts for lumps, but really just coping a feel.

My boyfriend offered to give me a breast exam, but I think he really just wanted to give me a mammograb.

by Snazziness August 27, 2010

Mammogram

Occurs when the male sneaks up behind the female, wraps his arm around her, placing one forearm above her breasts and one forearm below her breasts. He them squeezes his forearms together, flattening the breasts.

I was over at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving when I gave her mother a hug from the rear squeezed her boobs with my forearms and yelled, "MAMMOGRAM!"

by Jimmy. Kimmel November 29, 2013

Mammogroped

what happens to your breasts by the technician when you get your annual mammogram

I pretty sure I'm bruised after my annual breast cancer screening because I got mammogroped.

by MJGingerheadgirl July 26, 2011

Mexican Mammogram

When a guys has smeared hot sauce all ove hands and rubs a girls breast. This normally will burn the breast and cause pain to them just like they would if it were in your mouth.

Tony gave me the WORST mexican mammogram, my boobs felt like they were going to catch a flame!

by GOLDILOCKS/OTTO September 24, 2010

mamographic mayonnaise

noun - The sweat that collects under a girl's breast that you can collect with a bucket.

wow thats a lot of sweat you could baste a turkey with it.

by clintz the god February 18, 2004

mamograph

The act of writing your signature on the breast of a fan

Dude 1-"Hey man, guess what!"
Dude 2-"What?"
Dude 1-"I was at a Ted Nugent show and he gave my girlfriend a mamograph!"

by PeAcE fRoG 420 August 5, 2011