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Malloween

That time of the year when Marshie advertises special edition marshmallows. He'll scare your dad!
You'd better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween Orange & Black Flavoured Marshmallows!
by Axel Nanol October 21, 2003
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mallcore

Pathetic kids who spend all day at the mall (especially at Hot Topic), reeking of fake angst and despression and talk about how Slipknot is the greatest "death metal" band that ever lived.
You mallcore kids should shut up about stupid Slipknot and pick up a Blood Red Throne album for some real death metal.
by RID July 9, 2005
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Mallcore

95% of the consumers who decorate themselves with Hot Topic brand Pre-packaged punk and related materials. Known for not bathing and dressing for excessively low temperatures at all times of the year. Favored fashion includes anything related to "The Nightmare Before Christmas", the bands "HIM, Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, and Mushroomhead". Also, pants that were manufactured for a much larger individual, and fitted with metal restraints such as chains or straps. Apparently the message is individuality and non-conformity, though to be mallcore you must conform to nonconformity and be an individual like all the other mallcore "individuals". Sweatshirts and beanies appear to be mandatory, as well as random use of safety pins. Mallcore is not to be confused with actual goth, because goth folks appear to have jobs, and pay more money for higher end pre-packaged fasion. Apparently there is a distinction. Most mallcore kids end up mall janitors, those people that wear signs for costume shops next to the freeway, or if they follow thier dreams, one day manage a hot topic.
Mallcore kid 1: "ICP is awesome"
Mallcore kid 2: "HIM defines me"
Mallcore kid 3: "I can't like ICP or HIM anymore because you like them now. All i have is this Duran Duran CD i bought"
by vandal1138 January 3, 2008
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Mallow

The prince of Nimbus Land who was left with Frogfucious when he was a baby. Until Mario came along and discovered his true past, Mallow thought he was a tadpole who wasn't very talented. He was basically the offensive mage in Super Mario RPG.
Use Mallow's lightning attack to defeat multiple foes.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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Mallow Sandwich

When you ejaculate between someone’s pillow and the pillow case.
I did a mallow sandwich in Eric’s pillow at the party last night.
by Nursejake January 3, 2021
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Mallow

The somewhat melted state a marshmallow takes after being roasted on an open fire.
"Hey Phil, stick this mallow between that chocolate and graham crackers to make a s'more."

"Ouch, I burned my mouth on that mallow."
by Tony Z March 6, 2007
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mallcore

1.Mallcore is a term of derision that refers to nu-metal, since it is so closely associated with the Hot Topic stores at the malls of America. Such music, while having certain metallic tendencies, is simplistic, predictable, and, for the most part, uncreative. Thus, it cannot be considered true metal, however, these watered-down mainstream bands do lead some fans in the right direction towards true metal bands such as Slayer, Opeth, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Deicide, Iron Maiden, among countless others.
2. This term can sometimes be abused by certain metalheads. Some people will say a band has gone "mallcore" any time it releases a sub par album, even if the band has no hint of mallcore influences, still plays solos, and is much too heavy to have any mainstream acceptance.
1. I used to listen to mallcore until I discovered Slayer.
2. According to Special K, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Opeth, Children of Bodom, and Cradle of Filth classify as "mallcore" since I have seen shirts sold at Hot Topic for all those bands.
by Conrad January 20, 2005
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