Malins an awsome guy with a huge dick. has soft lips for the ladies and can have sex like a stallion. everyone wants to be a malins but there are few of us.
by naerok07 September 24, 2011
A big eye browsed street brawler who lives under a bridge and has professional jousting experience. Turned down a role in the expendables 2 because Stallone kept asking for his autograph. Has timber claws for hands. Can run the 40 in 3.9 seconds. Doesn't play by any rules. Not even his own. Adopted as a youth by Bruce banner. Wears Russian hats. Fabricated flight simulators for the Iranian army. Work budds with Travis. Two d's, one for each of them. The movie cliffhanger is based off of his summer of 1988. Can hold a handstand for 3 minutes. Wrote the theme to titanic. Invented las Vegas. Eats only sweet potatoes. Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Plays second fiddle to nobody. Champion fiddle player. No fat chicks. World class poet. Phd. Bsc, esq. drinks scotch with Sean penn and goose from top gun.
Hey look malins is drinking scotch with Sean penn and goose. Does that guy have timber claws for hands? He probably wrote the titanic theme.
by Gypsy craw daddy July 13, 2012
It was a malin
by Couchie911 June 15, 2011
by Thomas Manning November 26, 2010
A Maline is secretly a snail with thick, stumpy legs and long, furry feelers whose birth name was Quentin, but who changed it when she entered the Witness Protection Program.
Person 1: Holy shit, is that a Maline?
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
by skrinkladadoo May 27, 2009
Is a nice,pretty,caring,loving,funny clumsy girl.she tries to make sure she has a smile on her face everyday even through her hardest days. She only wants the best for the people she cares about.
by Malinely March 18, 2018
Red, itchy bumps or patches all over the buttocks and penis. This skin problem that often begins as a teenager as chapped butt cheeks and scaly patches on the penis. Rash can cause penis to retreat (turtle) inside and will cause further irritation.
by cdawgy June 12, 2007