that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

Straight White Males

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.

SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"

by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020

Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's)

Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.

Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.

I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).

by Wavy Gravy August 20, 2009

white conservative straight christian males

Public enemy #1.

The communists will get rid of all white conservative straight christian males

by Rev Sharpton August 16, 2023

Sex Sick Males

When dudes only think about sex until they or they bodies to decide to die because properly having sex constantly or thinking about every minute until death.

" Sex sick males " said a person.

by Dr. Deloris February 11, 2024

Irritable Male Syndrome

Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is the male equivalent of the female hormone change during menstruation. Believe it or not but men's hormones change every month too, this results in mood swings similar to those women experience. Luckily it doesn't cause men to bleed through their pecker.

Michael is suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome a.k.a his man period.

by SkinnedHamster August 5, 2015

alpha male syndrome

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.

"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."

by Amy Christ October 29, 2007