Malarkey Meter

One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.

My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

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Malarkey

Irish-American for Bullshit

Joe Biden: That's a bunch of malarkey!

by real_deal_steel_69 September 8, 2020

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malarkey

a term for bullshit, used by Dave Chappelle in his racial draft skit

excuse me...
pardon me...
good afternoon...
ahem...

WILL YOU CUT THE MALARKEY! I'M TALKING! THERE'S A WHITE MAN TALKING HERE!
silencio.
OONGAAWA!!!

by q jones April 19, 2004

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Malarkia

Etymology - A blend of Malarkey and Malaria

"Why are you faking an illness, do you have Malarkia or something"

by TotallyNotBraidz July 24, 2023

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Malarie is a mostly funny person with an all round personality. She cracks a lot of good jokes but sometimes she is just a tad bit cringy. Also in case you ever meet a Malarie know that she will typically like Iced Honey Buns and Lean

I heard about this girl named Malarie. Word around is she is always having lit partys.
Being A Malarie is awesome.

by the Iced Honey Bun September 22, 2017

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