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life maintenance

The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.
"What'cha doin' Saturday?"
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."
by wickdude February 9, 2007
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Maine-Endwell High School

Imagine a great group of people in one building, then add Mr.Cordi and it turns to hell
Other kids: Hey, what school do u go to?

M-E kids: I go to Maine-Endwell High School.

Other kids: What's it like?

M-E kids: well... it's great in all don't get me wrong everyone is nice, but my teacher Mr.Cordi is a asshole
by Funny101.7 November 13, 2019
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maintenance like

You like a picture or a post on facebook made by a someone that you might want to date someday or eventually just to stay in contact with her/him. A very low effort way to make sure that your target gets notice on facebook or probably even a notice on her/his cellphone that you still follow her/his activities.
Q: That chick whose new profile picture you liked on facbook yesterday is friggin hot
A: Yeah, just gave her a maintenance like to make sure to hook up with her someday
by fotzk February 19, 2012
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fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.
If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 5, 2014
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Maine coon cat

The most amazing breed of house cat ever to walk this earth. it is a longhaired breed of house cat, lazy and naturally big-boned and long with long wiskers
the Maine coon cat is the most awsomest cat EVER
by Ty Murry July 22, 2011
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Percussive Maintenance

The instance of hitting an electronic device in blind rage in order to restore normal functionality, often resulting in more damage the device (and in some cases the user as well).
Would you stop trying Percussive Maintenance and buy a new remote already?!
by njie April 26, 2016
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Maine

The only place in the United States (and most likely the world), that there exists people that are both Democratic and Redneck.
Guy 1:"Why the fuck does that massive Ford truck have both a "God Bless our Troops" and a "Vote Obama 2012" bumper sticker?"
Guy 2:"We are in Maine, Jeff"
by The Original Fin September 12, 2015
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