megression

Someone named Megan with depression.
Or Someone named Megan suffering in some way because of sadness.

"Damn, do you have megression?"

by myondouesp May 1, 2023

Hit The Matresses

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.

It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.

by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009

Magness

When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim

James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness

by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011

Magness

v. The act of taking a dump on someone's chest, then blowing it with a hairdryer until it reaches liquid consistency.

John: That girl totally took a Magness on my chest when I was sleeping!
Frank: Totally gross bro.

by Not My Pseudonym June 19, 2011

Matress Back

A dirty whore who is always on her back and takes it in the Vag...

A.K.A. Billy's Mom

Man I feel horrible, I climaxed in that matress back.

by Scissor Man November 8, 2009

Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005