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When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim
James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness
Magness by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011
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v. The act of taking a dump on someone's chest, then blowing it with a hairdryer until it reaches liquid consistency.
John: That girl totally took a Magness on my chest when I was sleeping!
Frank: Totally gross bro.
Magness by Not My Pseudonym June 19, 2011
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A girl named maggie who is full of fagness. A magness will relentlessly poop mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. Never let a Magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.
This house stinks like Shit, somebody must have let Magness in again.
magness by Cumstainface February 20, 2009

Madness Combat 

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles
Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.
Madness Combat by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012
May be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.
"Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?"
Magnets by aptspire April 22, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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