Magna Cum Laude

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.

It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.

by 409010402050 September 11, 2011

Magnormous

Magnificently Enormous; Magnificent and enormous.

The Eiffel Tower is ridiculously magnormous!

by Dillybear October 30, 2008

Magnoshmeetive

The moment when you realize the dick is actually bigger than he said it was, the first moment a pure joy.

Rachel had a magnoshmeetive moment when he told her he has a super sausage.

by Nonstopthot101 February 9, 2017

Luka Magnotta

1: Luka Magnotta was a Canadian serial killer who committed many acts of animal abuse, often recording videos of the torture and posting them online. Two of his most infamous videos are "2 boys, 1 kitten" where he stuffs two kittens into a vaccum chamber and sucks the oxygen out, slowly killing the cats. The other is "1 lunatic, 1 icepick", where a man named Jun Lin is tortured, killed, and cannibalized on tape. Luka was captured in an internet cafe after attempting to look himself up on Google. (Watch "Don't F**k with Cats" on Netflix for more information)

2: What you call a man that absolutely destroys your pussy during the Devil's Tango.

Allison: Johnny really pulled a Luka Magnotta last night, I still can't walk properly!

by EerieFoox August 7, 2022

Magnafocals

When someone is wearing glasses that make their eyeballs look huge from magnification.

She looks like a frog, she's wearing her new magnafocals.

by Asmith November 8, 2013

Magnoliate

To paint a room to magnolia to make it neutral ready for property sale, or inspection.

Can also be used to describe cleaning something up for presentation to someone else.

I need to magnoliate my flat before I sell it

I'm magnoliating my bedroom this weekend

Hey, that apartment could use some magnoliation

by Ruzzie June 9, 2007

magna cum nada

Made popular by the Bloodhound Gang in the song with the same name, to do something magna cum nada is the direct opposite of magna cum laude (with great praise; with high honor). Instead of doing something good, you really mess things up.

It is used to describe when you pass something, but with the bare minimum. If you get 50% on a test when you need 50%, then you have finished the test magna cum nada.

1. I almost didn't pass my exam, I passed magna cum nada.

2. Man, this year has been so bad. I've really messed things up with my girlfriend, I've been magna cum nada.

3. So I was taking out the trash yesterday for the first time in like a month, and my Mom was saying "You really do stuff magna cum nada".

by Holden C. June 1, 2006