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Time magazine 

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.
I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie
Time magazine by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Seventeen Magazine 

A magazine that just about every teenage girl will read at one point in their life or another for tips on how to kiss boys and shit.
"Oh look! My Seventeen Magazine finally got here! I can't wait to read that story about the girl with one leg!"
Seventeen Magazine by MoSummy July 30, 2009

manalone 

(pron. man-a-lone-ee) TV dinner for a single guy
I ate my last packet of manalone last night. Tonight it's the cardboard it came in. I'm so wone-wee, so vewy vewy wone-wee ...
manalone by Littlepunk April 7, 2008

details magazine 

A crap magazine that can't even compete with its competition. GQ, Esquire, Men's Journal(!), and even Cargo kick their ass when it comes to newsstand sales.

Content is key and when you have shitty content like Details, you're bound to be in the back of the line.
I used my copy of Details Magazine as a shit scooper for my dog.

GameFan Magazine

Greatest North American video game trade publication in recorded history.

Created by Dave Halverson, it revolutionized western gaming magazines by using thicker, richly layered, ink-heavy pages with tons of photos and oftentimes humorously hyperbolic text ("eye-flaying, mind-numbing, A+++ action!!!"). GameFan alone began the now common practice of covering import/Japanese gaming with as much fervor as domestic products, and giving RPGs and niche titles as much room as the usual banal sports and action games.

Its eventual price hike to $6, not to mention the less than monthly frequency in which its deadlines were hit and, subsequently, magazines were shipped to readers, eventually caused its downfall, but not before shaping the business for years to come.

Notable alums include Halverson, Casey Loe, Dan Jevons, and Nick "Rox" DeBarres.
GameFan magazine had Phantasy Star 4 on the cover?? Oh oh oh, that is RESPECT.
GameFan Magazine by Neilmiser April 30, 2004

The Economist Magazine 

A British Magazine founded in 1848. It is a weekly that provides it's readers news of World Politics, recent advances in science, ect. It is set up in 16 parts, The World this Week, Leaders, Letters, Briefing of a major topic, United States, The Americas, Asia, Middle East and Africa, Europe, Britain, International, Business, Finance and Economics, another briefing,science and Technology, Books and Arts, Economic and Financial Indicators, and Obituary. Every once and a while there is also a 14 to 18 page section on a specific topic, and quarterly some articles from a sister magazine, Intelligent Life.
Many Political and Economic leaders read The Economist Magazine.