Harry Maguire

One of the greatest defenders in football history.

To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius

Interviewer: Who’s better Maguire or Maldini?

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ I’ll go for Maguire”
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ He’s simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability “

by Amazing 1356 October 15, 2022

Harry Maguire

An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.

Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.

Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.

by whyyoutrippin March 13, 2022

Magiros

A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.

S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'

by Mas-W November 13, 2010

Tobey Maguire

The best damn spiderman ever.

Tobey Maguire has some real moves once you get past his gambling problem.

by Baron Von Hugen Dongen July 14, 2021

Sean Maguire

A man who with just a simple tweet or acknowledgment, his voice and extremely good looks woo any girl.

Why can't a guy be a Sean Maguire for me?

by fiftyshadesoffangirls March 28, 2015

Harry maguire

A fridge/freezer, a harry maguire is often known for his shit defending. Harry Maguire's are also not very fond of Greek culture

God hes so wank at football, must be a harry maguire!

by Lê Masturbator August 26, 2020

maguro

Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex.

A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie!

B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003