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Macrophilia

A sexual fetish relating to being shrunk or being around a giant(ess). Macrophiliacs get a sexual thrill from the idea of being at the mercy of either a gentle or violent giantess. This fetish is linked with fetishes of being eaten, being squashed under the giantess' foot or butt, worshipping the giantess to having her go on a rampage.
Ever since John was a kid he drew pictures of giant women. Now that he is older he searches "giantess" on youtube. John has macrophilia.
by Delende December 20, 2008
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Macrobe

(1) A body-less head.
A head that has been severed in a sterilized sanitary severing device. And then begins to march over you.

See "March of the Macrobes" by Blaster the Rocketman
Macrobes! Here comes the heads! The chosen heads! of the bodiless Men!
by IMM539 February 10, 2009
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Macron

verb
To do something during a long period of time without any significant result.
You macroned this task the whole sprint!
by Senya77 June 3, 2022
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Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".
-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !
by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023
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image macro

A internet forum phrase originally coined in Something Awful forums (like nearly every other internet phrase, really), this is an image with a (hopefully) funny phrase relating to the situation in the thread.
They're usually intended as offensive, but are generally seen as a rather low form of "entertainment" and don't generate much heat in a flame war unless the person or thread it's aimed at is particularly sensitive.
Thread Topic: cute kittens
PostWhore: "My cat is really cute!"
Joe Poster: "My cat is also very cute."
Poster X: image of a man in spandex with the words "THIS THREAD IS GAY" superimposed over it
by surasshu September 10, 2005
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Macrophile

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.
"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"
by Madonnafan June 26, 2006
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macrohard

I have a big macrohard.
by haha September 4, 2003
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