malfing

a) Geek speak for "malfunctioning."

b) Sometimes used by the above as a euphemism for "fucking" as a derogatory adjective form.

a) "If that doesn't fix it I'll try a different drive, and if it's still malfing after that, I'll change the motherboard."

b) "...the site itself needs some work... fixed pixel height font sizes that are WAY too malfing tiny if you are 'above' the default system."

by L. Reznicek May 13, 2006

Muffing

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

by One off handle June 9, 2020

finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole

luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers

by perry for president October 22, 2009

Maffins

noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature

- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo

by josie chau May 2, 2010

Muffing Off

when two close female friends, ie. lesbians, find themselves in the throes of passion and proceed to make sweet girl-girl love

hey man, did i tell what i saw at that party last night?
nuh.
i walked into this bedrrom and saw these chicks muffing off.

by Tripp Dusty January 3, 2010

Muffington

A guy who likes muffing or to "go down" on his chick.

You are such a muffington

by Sipz March 7, 2018

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015