maffew

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'

My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew

by falcococo July 22, 2009

muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

Mafied

To have two or more people kill ONE other person. Mainly based in a video game but may also work in real life.

Damn It! I just got mafied by practically the whole team...

by PointBlank99 November 19, 2005

miffed it

You fucked up, typically causing damage of property. Generally resulting in ridicule from close friends.

My sister totaled her car, she miffed it.

by sotsirh October 9, 2016