maddox

1.) "Some old, greasy dude who uses the internet to cry about his likes and dislikes to the disaffected youth of America through semi-comedic rants."
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?

2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.

3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1

"man, that chump was crying more than Maddox when his Ace of Base file didn't download!"

by Jon Rudder June 12, 2006

maddox

funny guy, sprouted a group of menopausal dickless shits named the Mothers Against Maddox.

(on giving babies hot sauce:)

At first he liked it, but then he started to cry. So then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.

heh maddox is a funny guy

by farkle October 17, 2007

maddox

1.
The highly successfull pirate owner of the worlds greatest website. Boasting over 100,000,000 vistors.
2.
the next nomination for king and God

wow Maddox is my hero

by Maddox fan July 20, 2008

Maddox

Maddox is a person who is bubbly and nice. they would do anything to make you happy. if you have a maddox in your life you are very lucky and must cherish them with everything you’ve got! they are insecure about themselves but will find the good in everyone but themselves. A Maddox is a very special person. even though they think they’re the worst person out there they are truly amazing. Maddox’s are cute, nice, sweet. and just flat out amazing. If you have a maddox in your life, cherish them. because they will not leave no matter what

That is a Maddox! They are amazing!

by Abby05 June 24, 2019

Maddox

The type of person to spend 10 000 on a computer to play coolmathgames.com

Did you see Maddox? He just spent 10k on a computer. What an idiot.

by Get sniped noob March 1, 2018

Maddox

Angelina Jolie's adopted, Asian son.

Maddox is Angelina Jolie's adopted son.

by Agitato July 21, 2008

Maddox

Maddox’s are hard to come across. If you never let him go, he can grow to be a great man. Maddox’s usually are sweet and can grow to be very tall. A Maddox might not seem like much of interesting kind of guy but if you get to know him, he will become the boy all the girls fall in love with. If you have a Maddox, hold on because Maddox’s don’t come around enough. <3

Maddox is great!

by 💖💕💖 August 17, 2018