Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.
Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?
Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?
PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?
Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!
PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?
Mac User - No, what?
PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.
Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!
PC User - What a Mactard....
Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!
PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?
Mac User - No, what?
PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.
Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!
PC User - What a Mactard....
by Bishop114 November 19, 2009
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A computer user with 3 fingers and a thumb stuck up their arse, and therefore only needing one button on the mouse.
A computer user with 3 fingers and a thumb stuck up their arse, and therefore only needing one button on the mouse.
Frank: "I can't cope with all these buttons on yer mouse"
Steve: "well pull the rest of yer fingers out 'yer arse you fuckin' MACTARD"
Steve: "well pull the rest of yer fingers out 'yer arse you fuckin' MACTARD"
by hawkwind dave March 3, 2004
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Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Nick: “We both just got fired for letting Pete put the books away?"
Dave: "How?"
Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”
Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
Dave: "How?"
Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”
Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
by Louisiana Gold January 20, 2009
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The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.
by seanik March 24, 2010
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by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008
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mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
by dervishZ April 26, 2011
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A derogatory term used to describe bigoted- or otherwise racist, ignorant, unpleasant, oppressive Caucasian individuals.
Derived from the term “mayo”- uncommon slang used to describe white people- Mayotard is an insult for abhorrent white people.
A derogatory term used to describe bigoted- or otherwise racist, ignorant, unpleasant, oppressive Caucasian individuals.
Derived from the term “mayo”- uncommon slang used to describe white people- Mayotard is an insult for abhorrent white people.
Person #1: White pride! All lives matter! Black lives matter is a terrorist organization!
Person #2: Looks like we found the mayotard.
Person #1: American is the greatest country in the world!
Person #2: Typical mayotard.
Person #1: Hyper-consumerism is great for the economy!
Person #2: Mayotards don’t get to speak.
Person #1: Urbanization is beneficial for all.
Person #2: You don’t deserve rights, mayotard.
Person #2: Looks like we found the mayotard.
Person #1: American is the greatest country in the world!
Person #2: Typical mayotard.
Person #1: Hyper-consumerism is great for the economy!
Person #2: Mayotards don’t get to speak.
Person #1: Urbanization is beneficial for all.
Person #2: You don’t deserve rights, mayotard.
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