macgyvered

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.

So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”

by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005

macoytard

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.

He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin

by theragingmole November 29, 2021

Macgyver

v. To inexplicably overcome a perilous situation through the skillful use of random or otherwise unrelated objects.

Dude, I'll Macgyver that shit.

by Detroit Rock citeee September 26, 2010

barry macockinher

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative

me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"

by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

macocious

A person who likes to mind other people's business;intentionally observing profiles on Facebook with the intent to find out the person's business and talk about it with other macos.

Rhonda is a very macocious woman, she is always up in my business.

Boy she could real maco people profile on facebook.

by Gizzy See March 12, 2011

Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

__macosx

Useless, shitty, trash folder that was created when a macOS user create a zip file

Windows user: "STOP INCLUDING YOUR SHITTY __MACOSX FOLDERS EVERYTIME YOU ZIP FILES FFS >:("
macOS user: "Huh?"

by Arsnova October 8, 2021