josh mackie

Josh Mackie is a hung ass mother fucker. He will steal yo girl and destroy her insides with his enormously large penis. When girls come near him, it's like a tractor beam of hotness that just pulls them in. Once they see him, they immediately take off their clothes.

That big dick over there is josh mackie

by 2120144248 May 14, 2015

Mackie

Mackie is a girl plagued by insecurity. She's a girl who's harassed for how she dresses and acts; she does her best to overcome these issues in her life, but it isn't the easiest thing in the world. Her mental health is a true rollercoaster, and she tries her best to make everyone happy. Mackie is also often the punchline of jokes between her friends, and she doesn't know how to tell them to stop making them because of her people-pleasing tendencies. She is terrified of abandonment. She doesn't mean to be annoying or clingy or too much; she just uses physical touch as a love language and doesn't know how else to show affection. Her memory is the worst thing in the world when it comes to everything but unimportant information, like how to pronounce the names of Aztecan Gods. She also gets very attached to famous actors, specifically males in their thirties; examples include Jamie Campbell Bower, Andrew Garfield, and Thomas Brodie Sangster. She's also quite the klutz and will trip over anything and everything.
Although what is listed may be 'rude', Mackie is a very wonderful person. She will do her best to cheer you up on a bad day and is a very good listener. She's always up to hang out with you to do anything from baking to mini-golfing! She has a particular interest in music and loves the theatre! She has a good heart and just wants her friends and family to be happy.

Person 1: Who's that girl over there that tripped up the stairs?
Person 2: Oh, it's probably Mackie, she trips over everything.

by thebopsbop June 29, 2022

Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021

mackie

A girl shy as can be....until you meet them. Then all Heck brakes loose. She is an amazing girl that is beautiful beyond belief and can't see it. She is a klutz at times and will trip over air. She will be the best thing to walk in your life. And you'll inevitably fall in love

Guy1: wow....who's that??
Guy2: obviously it's Mackie she fell on the ground and I'm already in love!

by momo99 September 15, 2013

Mackie

To include someone in your memories who wasn't actually actually there.

Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"

by Scatterpussy June 14, 2009

Scott mackie

Fat wank that stays inside has 2 goth lesbian sister parents divorced cause of there ugly children had wank over author buys primark jackets

Scott mackie is fat

by scott mackie June 29, 2020

Mackie

Verb meaning to mislead or fool someone.

Person 1: Hey I thought you told me that chick wanted me.
Person 2: I know but was really funny watching you get shot down!
Person 1: Ohh you mackied me you asshole!

by Lvnlrn June 27, 2008