Mama! Can I sell the house for the newest thinnest MacBook Pro? I want to see if it runs better than my toaster!
by Mr. Critical March 21, 2016
Get the macbook mug.Macbooks are laptops built and sold by Apple. They have very limited resources, are incapable of running software, and are priced at about...oh...your first born child. Lots of 'shiny' effects, bells and whistles decorate the mac OS. The good news is they look cool. The bad news is that it doubles the cost of the laptop.
See, when you buy a Mac, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying an IMAGE. A Personality. Something THAT WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.
It's interesting to notice the laptop types when moving from major to major in a university. For example, in the Computer Science department, about half the people use Linux, half use Windows. In the Engineering and Math departments, about a fourth use Linux, and 3 quarters use Windows. In the Geology department (see Rocks for Jocks) Macs are predominant, with a slight sprinkling of Windows thrown in. In Business (Douchology) and the Liberal Arts (sponsored by your local Feminazi chapter!) classes I've taken, I've yet to see a single non-Apple product.
So, as you can clearly see, the amount of Macs bought by a population sample is inversely proportional to that sample's knowledge of computers and technology.
See, when you buy a Mac, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying an IMAGE. A Personality. Something THAT WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.
It's interesting to notice the laptop types when moving from major to major in a university. For example, in the Computer Science department, about half the people use Linux, half use Windows. In the Engineering and Math departments, about a fourth use Linux, and 3 quarters use Windows. In the Geology department (see Rocks for Jocks) Macs are predominant, with a slight sprinkling of Windows thrown in. In Business (Douchology) and the Liberal Arts (sponsored by your local Feminazi chapter!) classes I've taken, I've yet to see a single non-Apple product.
So, as you can clearly see, the amount of Macs bought by a population sample is inversely proportional to that sample's knowledge of computers and technology.
Macbooks are like Linux, without the free.
Business Major: Brah I bought a Mac! I'm gonna get so wasted with it! and then have sex with it!
Liberal Arts Major: Ohhhh, that is, like, soooo cool. I, like, got a Mac too. It cost three times as much as a Windows computer, but isn't it, like, so preeeettty??
Business Major: Brah I bought a Mac! I'm gonna get so wasted with it! and then have sex with it!
Liberal Arts Major: Ohhhh, that is, like, soooo cool. I, like, got a Mac too. It cost three times as much as a Windows computer, but isn't it, like, so preeeettty??
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1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
by Chody Wang January 10, 2009
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No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
No a MacBook Pro.
Oh, that makes it better than a MacBook right.
Yep that's right.
by Y-Dog123 December 26, 2011
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The day it was released, it was modeled as a new version of the MacBook. However, in June of 2009, at WWDC, it was announced that a newer version of this MacBook would be created, the 13" MacBook Pro.
The main difference between the two was the Firewire 800 port being added to the Pro, in addition to an SD card slot, backlit keyboard, and built-in battery.
This phrase was dubbed by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B., when the new MacBook Pro was created. And, oh, how mighty and mighty the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. is.
The day it was released, it was modeled as a new version of the MacBook. However, in June of 2009, at WWDC, it was announced that a newer version of this MacBook would be created, the 13" MacBook Pro.
The main difference between the two was the Firewire 800 port being added to the Pro, in addition to an SD card slot, backlit keyboard, and built-in battery.
This phrase was dubbed by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B., when the new MacBook Pro was created. And, oh, how mighty and mighty the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. is.
Alfred: (When syncing iPad for the first time) We are deploying the MacBook Amateur, a name that was coined by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. Adam, could you say what the MacBook Amateur is?
Adam B.: It's the aluminum ackbe--, ackbook, Ackbar -- It's a trap!
Adam B.: It's the aluminum ackbe--, ackbook, Ackbar -- It's a trap!
by RA_andom November 1, 2010
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It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
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