Sabastian

A homosexual male, usually European, who enjoys drunk men in bed with him. Commenly works as a fudge packer

Dating service lady: "so what are you looking for in a partner?"
Sabastian: "I like being held by strong, firm arms and long walks on the beach and I love smothering my face in caramel!"
Dating service lady: "What did you say your name was? Sabastian? No wonder...."

by Lex Russian May 15, 2008

Sabastiano

A fat bi chick who has a perm and gold chain, tries to be hot, but doesn't get anywhere near hot. Gets bullied and called gay and is obsessed with Jb and a little bit Ariana and Shawn Mendes and Nicki Minaj. He's a smart kid and doesn't have a big d. He has a few friends that are girls tho, but is single for life.

Kylie: Oh ur friends with a Sabastiano?
Sarah: Yea he's super sweet why?
Kylie: Uh, he's like such a nerd ew

by STFU OR ILL STEP ON U October 28, 2020

Sabastian

Sabastian Is the personification of a red flag

Girl 1: Sabastian is so cute
Girl 2: But he is such a red flag

by Real Mazz January 19, 2023

sabastian

a sexy ass nigga that owns /opium

yo whos sabastian?

idk he own opium server he really cool and awesome

by btcmade July 2, 2023

astel sabastian

My name

My name is astel sabastian

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dirty Sabastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Joe Bidens ass soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

I can't believe he just dirty sabastianed that poor family

by CancerSquad December 23, 2025