mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

marstar

A beautiful leggy blonde dish, suitable wife material. Drinks like a sailor but is still a class act. A real catch!

I caught myself a real Marstar!

by Vaghat McGee September 8, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

mastardylan

hes a bum trying to trade robux for cars in roblox he's a bum who cant get a job and lives on the street with a cellphone

beware of scammers kids

mastardylan is a hoe

by scammersaregay4555 July 14, 2022

marstarbro

a VGM composer most known for their work on Vs. Sonic.Exe (do NOT talk about vs sonic.exe when mentioning him)

Person 1: hey do you know about marstarbro?
Person 2: yeah i LOVE their work on vs sonic.exe
Person 1: dont talk about that

by FanDragon3 July 25, 2022