Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.
I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.
by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009
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A person who is quiet at first and stays quiet until the end.
Doesn’t have many friends, because he keeps to himself a lot.
Most probably has a very sexy chick.
Some synonyms: honjo, kwant, penis, trash.
One thing you can be sure of a Meent, is that he will ALWAYS be on your side and he will give up his life for your wellbeing.
You won’t get a better friend than Meent
A Meent will hold a grudge against you untill the day he dies (a virgin)(because he is ugly) so be carefull what you do around him.
I love you Meent ;)
Doesn’t have many friends, because he keeps to himself a lot.
Most probably has a very sexy chick.
Some synonyms: honjo, kwant, penis, trash.
One thing you can be sure of a Meent, is that he will ALWAYS be on your side and he will give up his life for your wellbeing.
You won’t get a better friend than Meent
A Meent will hold a grudge against you untill the day he dies (a virgin)(because he is ugly) so be carefull what you do around him.
I love you Meent ;)
He gave up his life to save his brother, he did such an act of Meentery
Look how ugly he is, he must be a Meent.
My brother isn’t talking to anyone, he is being a Meent.
Look how ugly he is, he must be a Meent.
My brother isn’t talking to anyone, he is being a Meent.
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This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
by Jan pieter vd willig September 26, 2023
Get the Meerketflip mug.Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.
"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
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Get the Meek Mook mug.a person who chooses their love interests by playing the eenie-meenie-miney-mo game. This person is considered a player or also someone who has no concern for other people's feelings. They choose who to like by saying eenie-meenie-miney-mo. also of the title a song by sean kingston and justin bieber
Jill: i got asked to the prom by 3 guys!
Lindsey: who are you going to go with?
Jill: i don't know, i'll just choose one at random.
Lindsey: You're such an eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover!
Lindsey: who are you going to go with?
Jill: i don't know, i'll just choose one at random.
Lindsey: You're such an eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover!
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