i'm not new to this, i'm true to this

Shit, yeah, I got this DOWN!

"Do I have this under control? Son, I'm not new to this, I'm true to this!"

by Pope John the XVI March 21, 2009

I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

by james oberg May 24, 2008

i'm not even cute

something that is supposed to let girls complement you. said by eddie greene. he once was serious, but now makes it into a joke

eddie:i'm not even cute
girl:yes you are

by j-rob mad fresh May 18, 2010

I’m not crying, you’re crying

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.

*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

by Azalee April 29, 2019

i'm not okay (i promise)

how emo persons respond to "are you okay"

Frank: Dude, are you okay?
Gerard: I'm not okay (i promise)
Frank: You sure?
Gerard: I promised.

by alexthebestpersonevaa July 10, 2022

Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for!

(Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for) this means as a insult and a mean thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be mad or pissed about something or being depressed! This is also a word for being mean to someone if their sad so you could keep them uncomfortable.

Hey do you want to go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! :( oh ok.

by Dm4571 October 5, 2020

i'm not racist, but . . .

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.

I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

by Big Steve August 6, 2004