Urban Lunchmeat

A band that makes incredible music, the band members are Joe Fraone, Nate O'Reilly, Dylan Rice, Jack McCarthy, and last but not least Anthony Giambusso.

Someone: Yo I like that band called Urban Lunchmeat

Someone else: I know right they're so good

by epicgamer4814 February 10, 2021

Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.

Ben: Dude I'm starving.
Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo.
Josh: I fuck.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

sniffing lunchmeat

pertaining to when a person smells a package of cold cuts (or leftovers) to ascertain whether it has gone bad, and when finding that it has indeed gone bad, continuing to smell it, resulting in vomiting from the smell.

i can hear dad sniffing lunchmeat from my room. he obviously does not mind puking afterwards.

by chiminy December 23, 2008