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super-lumpenproletariat

an expanded definition of th word lumpen-proletariat.a black contemporary marxist term used to describe th people below th people below th proletariat.th super-lumpenproletariat include all th people who might belong to th underclass if they were allowed to function.a 3rd or 4th class citizenry that functions more like zombies than humans...
due to their ultra-abject station on th american plantation,they possess super class antagonistic powers,hence th name super-lumpenproletariat.th "super-lumps" as they are affectionately known,prey on the ultra rich(mostly at night)

th super-lumpenproletariat is also a funny word that is used by radicals to describe someone posing as being worse off than th poorest lumpenproletariat.
"man you taking this super-lumpenproletariat thang too far"...

"hey bruh,why you super-lumpenfruntin? shit, you better pay for them french fries,i'm broke!"

"ay homie,the super-lumpenproletariat are th real heroes of the revolutionary vanguard.they even got capes and shit!"
by reverendtriiiggafinga February 27, 2009
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Lumpenprofessoriate

An over-educated, under-paid, part-time intellectual laborer, who typically works over-time for sub-standard wages with no job security and no professional future.
Welcome to the university. I am your "Professor". I will be in my shared office on Tuesdays. The rest of the week I am working at the bicycle shop. I have to do that to live inside this winter due to the fact that I am an exploited member of the of the excess intellectual labor pool of the lumpenprofessoriate.
by Bikephreak November 2, 2011
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lamped him

To hit or punch someone is to lamp him or be lamped by him
He was minding his own business when the guy just walked up and lamped him!
by lamped May 14, 2016
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lamped

To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.
"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!
by Luke July 12, 2003
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lumpenproletariat

(n) 1. A section of the population in capitalist society that is deprived of a role in production.

(n) 2. The most impoverished section in capitalist society comprising mostly of vagrants, vagabonds, criminals, welfare recipients, drug addicts, etc.

(n) 3. A non-revolutionary current in capitalist society, in Marxist terms.
A socialist revolution could never come from the lumpenproletariat due to the fact that they have no stake in production.
by Damien E November 24, 2007
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Lumpet

The practice of putting once lips on a pair of labias, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. Sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.
Richard: Hey Max i had such a great time Lumpeting you last night.

Max: Oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.

Richard: Really? How about tommorow?

Max: Sure babe just meet me by my house.
by DJuicer May 22, 2010
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lurped

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.
Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...
by YGproductions June 2, 2016
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