Bill Lumberg

Bill Lumberg is the character that is the workplace's boss in the 90's hit 'Office Space' . The character's personality created many variations of made-up words with meanings similar to qualities of the character . He is quite noticeabley stuck-up and a downright idiot .

1)He's such a lumberg , look how he's treating everyone .
2)what an arrogant idiot , he must have Lumberg for his role-model .
3) If you've seen bill lumberg in office space you know what my boss is like .

by abu hijleh April 21, 2006

morning lumber

equivalent to morning wood, but infinitely more manly and more girthy sounding.

"Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"

I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.

Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.

by CougHunter February 18, 2010

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Lumberg Style

Having sex while holding a cup of coffee, yeeeeah. That would be great.

In the movie Office Space Bill Lumberg had sex with Jennifer Aniston and took a sip from his coffe cup while fucking her Lumberg Style.

by NMG February 3, 2006

softwood lumber

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.

She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

lumber party

Similar to an all-female "slumber party", a lumber party is an overnight between male friends.

Lumber refers to dicks. All male party=dicks. Therefore, lumber party.

Similar also to a "sausagefest", but a sleepover.

Tim: Dude did you go to Tom's sleepover last night?

George: Naw man, that was a total lumber party.

by grovecityfan March 31, 2010

Lumberjacking off

The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.

Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...

by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010