Lumbarsexual

Today, the scruffy woodsman & sexy Wolverine like beard is all the rage. While still hanging on to a sense of style and even a bit of metrosexuality. Food for thought: Can a lumbarsexual evolve in a metrojacks?

Amy: "At a recent fundraiser, I noticed this guy in a great suit who sported a sexy beard. I wish I got his number."
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?

by Trust me, I'm a Doctor December 28, 2014

Lumbar Motiff

A tattoo on a woman's lower back. Usually used as a defense against accusations of having a slutty tattoo.

Dude: Nice tramp stamp!
Slut: It's not a tramp stamp! It's a lumbar motiff!
Dude: Whateva slut!

by HogHedge October 29, 2011

Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.

I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.

by Zeus127 September 3, 2019

Lumberton Middle School

A place with racist drug dealers and crackheads

Thank god i dont go to Lumberton Middle School

by bshkvdbv May 11, 2022

lumbardy

a word used to describe when you hit your girl in the face with your penis, when you are in place you cant actually say that.

"man, i gave my bitch the lumbardy last night, dude she was mad!"

by GGroves May 26, 2008

lumbar

Lumber in warcraft 3, also collecting record amounts of lumber for the hell of it.

OMG!!! We need more teh lumbar!!! MAEK TEH GOOS CHOP TEH WOOD!!

by iopq May 7, 2004

Lumberton

Let me give the REAL definition of Lumberton.
"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.

Dude 1- "Man I totally banged this Lumberton chick last weekend and now this weird goo shit is coming out of my dick."
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."

by BabyParker May 19, 2011