LUMB

(L)aughed(U)nder(M)y(B)reath. Text speak, it was funny, but not that funny.

LUMB< It's text speak, sentence is irrelevant.

by iman64 April 17, 2023

lumb

laughing under my breath

Girl 1: i think i just shit my pants omg that’s so embarrassing

Girl 2: lumbbbbb

by sauceymofo April 27, 2022

LUMB

Love you more babe

I LUMB

by loghan2000 December 9, 2021

Lumbing

Coating the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree

“Me and the guys are going to go lumbing in the woods this weekend”

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHH May 1, 2024

Bradleigh Lumbed

When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.

If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'

by Straighshootermagoo July 21, 2024

Lumbing

Covering the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree

“Me and my pals are gonna go lumbing in the woods this weekend”

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHH May 1, 2024