lugget

someone who is lazy, fat, and diabetic that does nothing but sit on their ass, play fortnite, and eats pizza.

holy shit get off your ass and go outside you fucking lugget

by connorfitzmorris February 14, 2020

crotch luggage

Slang term for testicles as coined by Fez from the Ron and Fez show, XM 202 Sirius 197, Monday - Friday 11a to 3p

R- "Is that a new term you just came up with?"

F- "Yes, crotch luggage."

by fletcherbv November 5, 2010

help with luggage

Sexual favors. Specifically, gay sex acts with a rent-boy, prostitute, trick or escort.

I needed help with luggage so I hired a rent boy.

by smashaduck May 5, 2010

Baby Lungs

Someone that coughs consistently after each hit as though its their first time smoking.

"Damn John! You got some fucking baby lungs, quit coughing."

by ImaJerkTrick August 13, 2009

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

Shidd lungs

When you slit open the throat of someone and shit inside of it and then close it surgically.

When I woke up after taking the shot, I was missing a kidney and I had shidd lungs... kids these days I tell you.

by Ostrava January 16, 2021

Wet the lungs

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.

Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*

by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018