low blow

An instult to someone's Father.

Dick: I can see you've uptarded to a fuckin' Chode.
Rod: Oh, that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your father?

by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003

Hi-Low Blow

The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.

Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?

by Chronomancer July 30, 2009

dirty low blow

While having sex you think it’s the best yet but your partner doesn’t and insults you. You revenge by a cream pie and ghost them.

Bro that hooker gave me a dirty low blow while at my bachelor party

Please don’t have a dirty low blow like you did with Betty or anyone else

by Onlyme4you May 2, 2020

Yo, low blow bro!

The perfect comeback and or repartee for a very bitter remark that may leave personal scars. May be used in a sarcastic and or subtle-dirty joke manner.

Friend 1: Did you hear, Jenny loves going down on men?
Friend 2: Yo, low blow bro!

by renaissance.rhee September 24, 2012

Low-blow

A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.

That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.

by King Maxwell November 2, 2020

Low Blow

Slang only fleetside kinsey thugs use

“wow man that was a low blow low fucking blow man”
lowblow- a attack that hits close to home

by nolifejunkie September 8, 2020

Low blow

When you blow a guy on the down low

She gave me a low blow in the movie next to her family

by Schoolplaynerd March 10, 2018