by sockfo October 27, 2008
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Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
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A term used by "little l" libertarians who simultaneously want to assert their genuine preference for limited government while owning up to the fact that a lot of Libertarians are silly people with bad haircuts. The label is usually adopted in order to avoid guilt-by-association.
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by Very_Weird May 24, 2017
Get the lorbert mug.The stage in life when you don't need to use lube, but you do so because it's the mature thing to do.
Suzy was good to go. But Evan decided to do the right thing and use lube anyhow. In that moment, Evan had finally reached Luberty.
by Bad News Bond July 22, 2016
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1: freedom to lubricate
2: the quality or state of being lubricated:
a: the power to lubricate as one pleases
b: freedom from friction
c: freedom from dryness
d: the positive enjoyment of various lubricants
e: the power of lubrication
1: freedom to lubricate
2: the quality or state of being lubricated:
a: the power to lubricate as one pleases
b: freedom from friction
c: freedom from dryness
d: the positive enjoyment of various lubricants
e: the power of lubrication
1: They were given luberty when greasing up the shaft.
2: The shaft slid in and out smoothly, with a sense of luberty.
2: The shaft slid in and out smoothly, with a sense of luberty.
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