Longshot Party

When the ratio of males to females, or females to males at a party or event turns to an uncomfortably high number. More so referring to the male to female ratio.

Mike: Hey, Seth and Keith are here... and they brought all their friend friends...
Randy: Did they bring any women with them?
Mike: Nope they just turned this into a a longshot party.
Randy: I'm not planning on getting any from this party

by BDDFCIN November 7, 2010

Longstaff

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.

This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.

by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

Lineshaft Cowboy

One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.

Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.

by Concerned Cadet September 25, 2022

longshanks

Colloquial term for a man with rancid chat that makes you want to finish your cigarette quickly and get back to work. Invariably will also have an annoying laugh, bad teeth and will reuse the same clothing daily and so smells of frozen eddies.

Longshanks: "I am tall, when you talk about tall people they must be taller than me."

Me: "Oh my god, I need to get out of here."

Longshanks: "I believe NHL is the best sport ever, no other sport must be discussed in my presence."

Me: "Does anybody have a noose handy?"

Longshanks: "I had the best time at Uni, because me and my mates were all tall."

Me: "You are the saddest fuck I have ever met...."

by windy miller May 16, 2006

Longshot ATM

Girlfriend says no to ATM so after anal you go to the shower and pretend to wash up. The day after you ask for a blowjob.

"Hey babe I'm all cleaned up from last nite let me get some head." after finishing " haha thanks for the longshot ATM.

by Uncle creepy1 July 6, 2011

longshaw

to have a bin on your head while a monkey sucks your pube

you just got longshawd

by oo0[ae[ovena October 26, 2011

longshot

Contest similar to "silly swords" or "pissing contest" where two (or more) males stand behind a straight line and urinate as hard as they can. The winner of "longshot" is the one who is able to piss the farthest.

"Mike and Frank were in the back yard playing longshot. Mike won, but I think he shit his pants straining."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004