Longdong

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.

1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?

by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012

longon

Someone who is stupid and retarded in ways that con not be imagined by mankind.

did you see that longon walk by?

by Albert Leskoviku June 16, 2005

longdong

a big ass penis

(_)_)=========D

Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Longmont

A city on the front range in colorado that is more commonly known as "God's Country."

I think when I die I would rather go to Longmont than to heaven.

by bdc November 10, 2005

Longmont truck slut

Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life .

i ain't no Longmont truck slut

I drive a ram

by Mecocheatumama December 14, 2017

LongDong

Someone who has bad spelling, but a large penis.

I can't spell penis but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm a longdong.

by IWantKyle October 8, 2008

Longmont

Longmont or Long-town is full of crazy shit. People that do drugs and have problems. But you can find you person that just keeps you going back to that shit hole of a town.

Kid: Mom when I was in Longmont this guy asked me for drugs.

Mom : Oh my you wont go back there ever again.

Kid: But mom I met the most amazing beautiful girl there.

by BASQUE PRESIDENT February 24, 2019