Office Lichens

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

lochnezzy

Group full of boys who rap and became famous in the Elmhurst area. They made the group by going to the lochness area. They also attend catholic school which they are very known in there.

Lochnezzy the gang mc where we hang!!
Check out raffy on SoundCloud.

by Iamdayroom February 24, 2020

Lochonela

A nice and kind female that loves making friends is Loyal and trys to make people happy with t-posing it works with her school friends! She loves fandoms and has AUS of Alot of fandoms makes videos for fun and not for fame!

Friend: You are funny and Lochonela is funny too with the poses she does!
Friend 2: ty and yes

by Jess is online June 1, 2021

Elide Lochan

The clever, cunning, hopeful scion of Annieth, <Throne of Glass, Sarah J Maas> who can don any personality as easily as a piece of clothing and manipulate anything/one, including Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan. She has an injured ankle, and was enslaved by her uncle, but serves the court of Terrasen loyally. Lady of Perranth. Frequently has heavy menstrual cycles, as is brought into many amusing scenes, most of them involving Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan shredding various articles of his clothing for her to stuff down her pants. She is of witch descent, claimed by the blackbeaks although her blood runs red. Friend of Abraxos.

Random man- *looks at elide*
Lorcan- STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE *grabs elide*
Elide Lochan- bro we’re in the marshes. No one cares. That was a ruse like, ten villages ago. *proceeds to ignore him after he betrays her queen*
Lorcan- I luv u tho
Elide- WHAT
Lorcan- hmm what did Rowan do...? Aha. LETS FIND A WAY OUT OF THE DARKNESS TOGETHER
Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- sprints across battlefield on Farasha (the butterfly) Get your ass up you’re not dying on me

by Fictionaryy October 30, 2020

Akira Lochetto

A term for someone who has a crush on or was emo before (sometimes boffadem)

Someone: You seem Akira Lochetto today
Someone #2: I am

by maeowww April 17, 2023

Lochness

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.

- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"

by Dynast August 8, 2006

lochness monster

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

by LGRAWR September 1, 2006