litigiphobia

The paralyzing fear of litigation.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.

litigiphobia leads to the label on a plastic bag: THIS IS NOT A TOY

by John F. Oliver November 8, 2007

Litics

The art of being lit. Haveing characteristics of lit. Being lit and chill in general

Bro that dude over there has the tendency of litics

by Savage Duck January 21, 2020

Lissia

A girl that awesome at everything she does. She has lots of friends and loves making new ones. Also she is a very funny person that loves making people smile. She is a good friend to everyone and will help you with everything you need. If you have a Lissia you are very lucky. She will never let you down and she will always be there for you. Never let go of this beautiful, talented person because she's the best friend you could ever ask for.

Lissia is awesome

by Hshjibsb January 5, 2018

Apparition Litigation

For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.

Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.

Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!

Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?

Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...

by YAWA May 13, 2019

Lisi

A survivor. Kind, loving person who picks themselves up from hardship.
Takes responsibility and learns how to react positively to a negative environment/people.

Lisi will bring you luck and blessings

by Lisi's real friend August 6, 2019

litification

The art of getting “lit”-Melania Zilo (2018)

The litification of the party was too intense for Maya.

by MelaniaZilo January 26, 2018

Litigo

An overly litigious scumbag often part of an incestual mother/son relationship. Litigos are known for their behaviors that annoy everyone; are often prone to violent outbursts targeting the elderly and other vulnerable groups; its not beneath litigos to fake their race in an effort to purloin social or welfare benefits.

Denise, "Did you hear, that pair of litigos Jon & Miriam Yaniv have added a third to their love son/mother copulating?".

Tammy, "No way! Are you serious??".

Denise, "Ya, they picked up Rabbi Sidney Friedman. They get naked, cover each other in peanut oil and roll around together until Sidney starts tag teaming Jon & Miriam. He goes back and forth between Jon's pus pocket and Miriam's sloppy dumper."

Tammy, "Wow....that's messed up!".

by Van Eric Adams August 30, 2023