eye-literate

How you might feel when you want to use a word in conversation that you're familiar with in reading and writing, you know perfectly well what it means, but you've never heard it spoken, and have no idea how to pronounce it.

"It doesn't matter how many times you click on Font Color. Changing red text to red again won't make a difference. It's eye-dem-... id-em-..." (thinking, "How the *$%^& do you pronounce 'idempotent'??? Guess that makes me eye-literate.")

by Grinning Cat November 4, 2016

Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

Likerbate

verb
To like one's own post on social media.

Dude, that epic post got its first like!

It doesn't count when you likerbate it, dingus.

by Solap May 14, 2016

fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.

Shawn fisterbated Alex.

by LabelXM July 5, 2022

Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Literate kid

Someone on the internet who uses perfect grammar when they talk; Usually thinks highly of themselves. Most literate kids only talk to other literate kids, and see anyone else as stupid.

boy1 : hey u know were i can find sum free music?
boy2 : Ew, ever heard of a thing called grammar? You should try it sometime.
boy1 : cn u just tell me were i can get free music??
boy2 : Yeah, when you start typing so I can understand you. Dictionary.com, retard.
boy1 : damn literate kids.......

by Kimmysnotok April 19, 2008