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Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.
Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.
by Jax75 June 4, 2007
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Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
by miss_niss July 29, 2008
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Liptard

Liptard is a term used to describe someone within the paleontological or biological communities who believes and or draws members of a certain extinct animal group with extraoral tissue (lips) when it is argued that these groups likely did not have them. Proponents of extraoral tissue in a select animal group may argue that such a term is derogatory and view the term as an ad hominem fallacy, but this can depend on the person and the context. The term liptard shares similarities with the term feather nazi, both of which are terms used in the paleontological community. Like feathernazi, it is a play on words with Liptard being a play on the word "Libtard" a slang used against people with left leaning positions. Liperal (a term which I cannot take credit for), is used in similar way to liptard.
AK 1: Just look at Dr. Wittons new restoration
AK2: He is such a liptard

Ak1: Lets own the lips.
by greyideas get edgy March 21, 2021
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laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop
they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy
by ladymerlin December 2, 2007
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Litarded

When it is so ridiculously lit that it’s retarded
Kayleigh the nurse that also worked in a dispensary is litarded
by Jtwright34 October 20, 2018
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leotarded

being retarded in a leotard
dude, when you went running through walmart in the one-piece spandex dance uniform, it was so leotarded, it was HILARIOUS.
by heebs December 9, 2008
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libtarded

to get screwed over by a liberal who follows liberal tyrant policies
i can't believe you reported me to the school for a covid exposure and now i need to self quarantine. we didn't even hang out. i got libtarded:(.
by libblover111 December 5, 2020
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