A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

lambing

A male person folding his genitalia between the legs so he appears to have female genetalia. Showing this to a private or wider audience is referd to as lambing.

Also refered to a 'pretend-man-cunt' or 'Mangina'

Johnnie was lambing on the dancfloor last night. The people behind him were more amused than the people in front.

by K van Geene July 21, 2005

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

limming

to disgustingly consume enormous amounts of food

also, to unceremoniously finish the leftovers of a guy eating across you

F*ck, quit your limming! I'm actually trying to eat here!

You done with that? Coz imma lim it down!

by true_samurai November 22, 2009

lambing

time in the spring when female sheep give birth to lambs.

Among the controversial suggestions to protect farm animals from the birds is to erect polytunnels on farmland during the lambing season.

by indo123 June 1, 2018

Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011

lambing

when a boy reaches into a girls pussy with both hands as if pulling out a baby sheep

I walked in on simon lambing jess the other day.

by monkeyliar October 22, 2009