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lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.
by Bourgois July 14, 2010
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rui lidster

a smelly human who smells like pure b.o and looks like green goblin from spiderman hes a wee gremlin who doesnt have money and walks 20 miles to go outside
aidan- rui lidster took his shoes off and it smells like pure dog
by kakadogwater August 19, 2021
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lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth
i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!
by listerfiend August 7, 2006
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listerine challenge

An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine - *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.

This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.

But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.

**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.

See also: cinnamon challenge
Friend 1: "Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?"

Friend 2: "Okay, what do I do?"

Friend 1: "Swish this small cup full of Listerine - Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you'll get 10$ dollars."

Friend 2: "Challenge accepted."

10 seconds later...

Friend 2: "Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!"
by Poop The Human August 27, 2012
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Listerine

1. A drink that is meant to be used in your mouth to sterilize it.
2. Can also be defines as a indian's (native american) favourite drink.
3. Can be used as a refresher for ur breath
4. Also can be used to drink as a replacement to lysol for indians.
1.(john): shit look at that native across the street
(mary): yeah i know, hey wait shes drinking listerine
(john): yeah i know look at her chug that shit

2. shit john ur breath stinks like ass lemme buy u some listerine.
by Mason Mang February 19, 2007
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listerhol

A cocktail of alcohol made with mouthwash (Primarily listerine) and a chaser (Such as soda, juice, etc.)
I drank some listerhol because I couldn't afford beer man!
by Rkod April 1, 2008
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a-lister

Oh my gosh he is such an a-lister, I wanna be like him.
by funnyaznz August 17, 2011
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