“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022

by preston_the_great April 10, 2009

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.
by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"
by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.
by A. SugarTits Car December 5, 2010

by DrNorman March 10, 2016
