A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.
Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
by Get away dad! February 27, 2019
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A penis of biblical proportions, biologically curious in that both males and females may possess a Leanis. The origins of Leanises or, 'Leanai', are genetic - one cannot be grown, it must be born. In ages nine and younger, a Leanis will present as a smaller, but still formidable 'Stundnis'. In time, and with proper nutrition, this Stundnis will eventually mature into a fully fledged Leanis.
Dave: Man you'll never guess what..
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.
by notamethhead May 24, 2013
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by Litty.Lenise March 1, 2017
Get the Lenise mug.1. Is usually the quiet yet hot/sexy girl from your class.
2. Is the hottest Mexican you'll ever meet.
3. Is short, has long black hair, long legs, a nice ass, and some nice boobs with a great figure.
4. They may seem to be not very strong and innocent but they are far from that. They are really feisty and strong.
4. Gives the most hottest sex ever.
5. When it comes to their friends they will do as much as they can to protect them and make sure to beat the shit out of the people hurting them.
2. Is the hottest Mexican you'll ever meet.
3. Is short, has long black hair, long legs, a nice ass, and some nice boobs with a great figure.
4. They may seem to be not very strong and innocent but they are far from that. They are really feisty and strong.
4. Gives the most hottest sex ever.
5. When it comes to their friends they will do as much as they can to protect them and make sure to beat the shit out of the people hurting them.
Friend 1: "Dude, have you noticed the short hot af Mexican? I want to ask her out but I don't know her name."
Friend 2: " Yeah, but I don't know her name. I'm guessing she's a Lennis since she's extremely hot.
Friend 2: " Yeah, but I don't know her name. I'm guessing she's a Lennis since she's extremely hot.
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