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Log Lessons

The act of showing one or more people how to roll a 2 or more gram blunt. Log lessons can be taught by anyone with the abilites to roll a suffiecent sized blunt
When Hollie arrived at my house carrying a 3 pack of white owls i knew she was ready for the Log Lessons

"Yo Tron when this baseball games over are you ready to head back to the mons and study the Log Lessons
by tronasaurus April 15, 2013
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swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker
Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?
by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006
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piano lessons

An offering from a pianist male or female to invite someone over to fingerblast them.

An easy way to decode whether or not someone is using the sexual slang for piano lessons is to ask them how much they charge per hour, if the pianist says, "You don't have to pay me.", or implies that it is FREE of charge, they want you to fingerblast them.
"Anyone interested in some Piano Lessons, hmu! I'm FREE this weekend!"

"Hmu for FREE Piano Lessons!"

"I'm home alone, Piano Lessons are FREE this weekend!"
by nottherealilluminati July 7, 2017
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German Lessons

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now
by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021
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Dance Lessons

Bro I can’t hang out me and Tiffany have dance lessons.
by BrassHead82 September 12, 2021
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driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?
by The one and only Soffa July 22, 2022
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football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B
Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.
by Caduceus April 18, 2023
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