Lesbian

you. you are a lesbian

Jason: that girl Kayla is such a hottie. I can turn her straight

William: dude, she’s a lesbian, respect that.

by definitely not gay totally October 22, 2019

your dad lesbian

Way worse insult then “your mom gay”
It is a phrase used to fill people

Jack: your mom gay:
You: your dad lesbian
Jack: *dies*
You:😈😈

by Hamlethasaids March 13, 2018

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.

I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?

by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019

Hey Mamas Lesbian

A type of lesbian that wears a top knot, has an undercut, wears a tight nike sports bra, and says the phrase "Hey Mamas"

A.G Mcdaniels is a hey mamas lesbian

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Lesbian

Me

“Hey I’m Lesbian”

“I thought you were American”

by Liftoanch December 21, 2019

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir

This is an invention of Peter Steele (Type O Negative). Because he always invites friends in the studio and they always help him out with backing vocals. So this group is about 100 people who are all the time different and a credited on every Type O Negative release under the collective name the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir. All are friends of Peter Steele.

The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir was really good on Bloody Kisses, but they sucked on October Rust

by Zonnic August 14, 2011