Lessetarian

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.

Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.

by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008

lesbyterian

noun

1. Any Presbyterian lesbian.
2. A paradox.

Aunt Connie and her girlfriend are both devout lesbyterians.

by Jimmy Sammyz September 12, 2018

lesbiterian

A woman who's life is dedicated to same sex partnerships and who's faith is so strong she cannot be swayed to enter into a straight relationship.

- Dude, that chick over there is hot.
- Don't bother bro, you have no chance. She's a lesbiterian.

by DarkHouse December 26, 2007

lesbaterian

noun.
describing a girl who has a manish haircut and masculine clothing making her look like a protestant lesbian

Bronagh looks like a proper lesbaterian in that shirt

by Stroove May 24, 2011

lesbaterian

A trail mix-eating, Berkeley-living, Subaru wagon-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, organic food-promoting, protest-organizing, muff-diving, softball-playing, Harley-riding, toolbelt-wearing, gun-toting, yoga-teaching, vegan-cooking, demonstration-marching, Peet's-working, man-hating, cunty-toned, control-freak lesbian.

I said "what's up, coach" to the lesbaterian riding her Harly to softball practice in Berkely. She snarled back, with a cunty-toned excuse for a "hello."

by RLp June 24, 2005

Lesbarian

An ugly lesbian librarian, who when a girl and or women asks for help finding a book, she is completely unhelpful, usless, and would rather stare at her breasts, then do her job.

Girl: Hi! Can you help me find a book on incest in Hamlet?
Lesbarian: Umm.... :::Stares at nice breasts:::

by Honker Jones April 8, 2008

Lesbiterian

Someone who is a lesbian and a vegetarian

She is a Lesbiterian

by Framie December 15, 2019