Form of the verb "Lerp". If you lerp, you are a LER. A LER is a female that looks like a male. She farts quite often and picks her nose in public. She has no desire for any sexual activity. She has never kissed anyone, except for perhaps a doll. People run away when the see a LER and are usually quite afraid of a LER. She is fat and ugly and has no friends.
Lauren- "Omg that girls such a creeper"
Elyse- "Ew I know! That's Lexie. She lerping!"
Lauren- "No wonder her parents put her up for adoption."
Elyse- "Doesn't she live at the zoo though?"
Lauren- "Yah that was the only place that would take her."
Elyse- "Ew I know! That's Lexie. She lerping!"
Lauren- "No wonder her parents put her up for adoption."
Elyse- "Doesn't she live at the zoo though?"
Lauren- "Yah that was the only place that would take her."
by pishposh97 November 4, 2011

Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.
by DoubleBubble421 January 7, 2018

by hshahjshshaha September 14, 2023

An individual who, despite deciding to take on an enormous workload, insists upon avoiding any and all responsibility, and still expects success.
Teacher: "Okay, How many of you were hopeless lerps and forgot your course objective sheet?"
*twelve hands*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh*
*twelve hands*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh*
by doctorcaptainhatterax January 16, 2012

Acronym for Live Erotic Role Play. Similar to Larp (Live Action Roleplay) however the focus is on sexual scenarios. Lerp sessions usually end up as either an orgy, a swinging session, or individual sexual encounters. Lerping sessions will usually occur with a group of 4 or more people.
by Jagoogala May 6, 2018

That dude is such a lerp. I don't know why he's around.
Lets go lerp around the mall.
Everyone is laughing, telling jokes, and having a good time at the party then there's this one guy that just lerped in the corner of the room.
Ya'll going to do something or just be a bunch of lerps?
How was your meeting? Boring, I just lerped the entire time.
Lets go lerp around the mall.
Everyone is laughing, telling jokes, and having a good time at the party then there's this one guy that just lerped in the corner of the room.
Ya'll going to do something or just be a bunch of lerps?
How was your meeting? Boring, I just lerped the entire time.
by Gillynandez February 1, 2023
