leicester home to a good rugby team and an under acheiving football team. unlike other cities in the midlands (nottingham and birmingham) it is safe to walk through it with out body armour. once home to the legendary Martin O'Neil and Englebert Humperdinck lives nearby.
by parappa April 25, 2005
Get the leicester mug.beautiful city 😍😍😍😍 the people are really nice and dont bark at you 😊 new parks is simply gorgg and beamont looks like heaven 😇 b-town is so safe and the crime levels are low ❤️❤️❤️
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Leicesters a hellhole
by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023
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Leicester is a pretty nice, safe place according to everyone else.
It isnt.
We're nick named Spit City, Chav Central and Illegal Immigrant Capital; all true. The ratio of outsiders to native Leicesterians is severly one sided to the former, which wouldnt really be a bad thing if they werent rude, didnt barter in department stores and actually learnt how to drive instead of stealing their drivers license out of a cereal box.
The roughest place is probably Braunestone, more specifically, 'Dodge'. Do not even get a bus through the place without having 999 dialed into your phone and your thumb above the call button, as you will not get through without some form of verbal and physical abuse.
Most of us have developed an inability to speak properly, now calling where we live 'Lesta' and using phrases such as 'thats bad man, init'. We have a huge teenage pregancy rate and I warn you not to go to any parks, as there is almost always someone being licked out or getting pregnant in a bush or on a bench of some description.
Most people are illiterate, reaching ages of up to 14 without even picking up a book that doesnt have pictures in or isnt Nuts. This results in the majority of people on council estates living off benefits, which is normaly fraudulant anyway.
Besides that, we gave England Gary Lineker, comprehensive schools, Leicester Tigers and finger print testing for the police, detectives, etc...the only half decent contribution to the country our little city has made
It isnt.
We're nick named Spit City, Chav Central and Illegal Immigrant Capital; all true. The ratio of outsiders to native Leicesterians is severly one sided to the former, which wouldnt really be a bad thing if they werent rude, didnt barter in department stores and actually learnt how to drive instead of stealing their drivers license out of a cereal box.
The roughest place is probably Braunestone, more specifically, 'Dodge'. Do not even get a bus through the place without having 999 dialed into your phone and your thumb above the call button, as you will not get through without some form of verbal and physical abuse.
Most of us have developed an inability to speak properly, now calling where we live 'Lesta' and using phrases such as 'thats bad man, init'. We have a huge teenage pregancy rate and I warn you not to go to any parks, as there is almost always someone being licked out or getting pregnant in a bush or on a bench of some description.
Most people are illiterate, reaching ages of up to 14 without even picking up a book that doesnt have pictures in or isnt Nuts. This results in the majority of people on council estates living off benefits, which is normaly fraudulant anyway.
Besides that, we gave England Gary Lineker, comprehensive schools, Leicester Tigers and finger print testing for the police, detectives, etc...the only half decent contribution to the country our little city has made
by alltimeblow December 29, 2010
Get the leicester mug.January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
Get the Leicester’s conker shortage mug.lush school 🥰😘😍 xxx teachers only care abt what you look like and make us sit through maths for an hour and 45 mins 🤩🤩🤩 students are sooo nice and fights barely happen!!🤪🤪 the food is so yummy and very affordable☺️ (45p for a small juice carton are they mad)
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Get the new college leicester mug.by John Tobbogan October 8, 2008
Get the Red Leicester mug.Leicester is the furthest place away from the sea in england.The main Ethnic groups in the city center are the Indians, the somalians, the native english, the eastern europeans,russians and other ethnic minorities.There are some ruff estates like highfields and northfields but ther are also some nice areas like wigston and oadby although they are slowley becoming less attractive due to immigration and gang troubles.Most large gangs come from Highfields, Saffron lane, Braunstoneand Evington.
by leicester badman February 27, 2008
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