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Lazy Susan 

When a man is too lazy to pull out of his partners vagina, without a condom he ejaculates inside of her then proceeds to piss in her cooter without her knowledge
I was so tired last night so after I blew it in my lady I gave her a lazy susan
Lazy Susan by DickThickett9er February 26, 2009
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Lazy Susan 

Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.
I am going to Lazy Susan the Bronson twins.

Lazy susan 

When you face fuck a girl who has her wrists tied to her ankles laying on her stomach on a merry go round while wearing an eye patch over your left eye.
Joseph got dizzy while giving kayla the lazy Susan at the park.
Lazy susan by Floweringmeadow March 25, 2017

Lazy Susan 

When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.
Man did you see that lazy susan I just gave to Veronica!
Lazy Susan by nonGLP October 6, 2003

Lazy Susan 

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.
"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."
Lazy Susan by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

Lazy Susan 

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.
Lazy Susan by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009