layoffcation

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man. This is done as a way to save the company money.

John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.

by kildozer June 23, 2008

Lay off the sauce

Give up alcohol. It is usually said of someone who drinks too much.

You'd rather lay off the sauce, Jack, or else you'll soon count worms.

by Gunny Ad March 29, 2015

lay off

To stop doing something,or using something.

Back in the days,I was so obsessed over sweets,I couldn't lay off over them.

by Toa Pohatu April 6, 2017

Facebook Layoffs

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.

Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.

by Carbomb May 17, 2011

lagoff

somebody who is asking for it

Adam is a real lagoff and somebody needs to kick his ass.

by brigadeblues July 12, 2007

Lay off the shrooms

Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.

Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/

Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.

Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!

by BigG845 October 1, 2017

Layoffthecap

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by Twitter Dealer September 6, 2020