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Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
Poor man's layaway by CactusHeart January 17, 2012
Related Words
layák Layan Laya lakaka layal layah layaway layke layabout Layahh
THE BADDEST BITCH PERIODT
talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it
she is hot asf, a GODDESS and an overall baddie
+she always smells good.
a very good life to all them Laya's out there
Oh it's Laya , time to pay our respects.

Everyone bow down and kiss her feet
Laya by dora the explorer whore April 12, 2021
Hmm...
A real heartbreaker.

You won't get over her, she has a way of lingering in the back of your mind. You'll have moments when you hate her but you love her. She probably gave you a taste of her love then pushed you away.

She's the girl you'll wish you treated better. Layan, Layan, Layan.

Keeps it real, works hard, a conversationalist, intimidatingly smart. Beautiful woman with a good heart.

Layan's are broken but beautiful, unknowingly takes on the role of the tortured genius. A perfectionist that's never satisfied.

Looking back, all Layan's ever wanted was time and loyalty. She'll love you hard and always treat you with respect. She'll put up with your disrespect until she's hurt enough to never come back.

I hope Layans heal from everything they don't talk about and I hope they stops letting their insecurities ruin good things for them.
Sam: you look like shit man
Orhan: thanks, I just lost a Layan
Sam: fuck, what you need is a pint rn
Orhan: nah, I just need my layan back
layan by napim69 October 11, 2021
a girl that might as well be the hottest in the school, shes pretty and funny and extremely nice. she likes to joke around especially with guys, so guys are at her feet. Shes very hard to get though
dude im in love with this girl, but shes a layan so i dont think she'll go out with me
Layan by thatsrightlolololol October 30, 2011

Liyakhanya 

She is loving, caring and supportive
She would do anything to help people

She very beautiful, smart and funny very funny

She would do anything for her friend's and family
Omg is that Liyakhanya I wish she was my girlfriend
I wish Liyakhanya was my friend
Liyakhanya by LIYAKHANYA February 2, 2020
Layal is a cute, smart and very nice girl. She is generous, loving and puts all above herself. Is awesome to talk to and gives great advice. She is easy going and makes alot of jokes even when they’re really bad. And she will do anything to make you feel happy and laugh. She’s a true carer and giver. Layal is just the best. Don’t forget they’re loyal lovers.
Stephanie is angelicly sexy and nice, shes such a layal.
Layal by Monothrigar August 5, 2019